Og Description: “A super sweet friend sent me a “fuck” machine for Christmas (early) but I don’t know how the hell to use it! This is my first video with it but either I need some instructions (can you help me out and give me some pointers on how to use it) or maybe I’m just too tight? When I push back, the machine would jump around, slow way down or stop! Can you help me out and give me some advice as to how this is supposed to work.”